hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

(Source: darmani-remade, via epic-humor)

safare:

idk I sometimes finish sentences with a “~” bc a period seems too hard/almost angry and a blank is too blank

see you later. (secretly pissed)
vs
see you later~ (floating away trailing glitter and fairy dust)

(via epic-humor)

patchesoftheuniverse:

the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book

(via appleloo)